It is an age of (mis)Information overload. Old heads, striking from a hidden garage gym, have won their first victory against the Swole Bros + Booty Hoes of teh interwebs.

During the hardcore sesh bruv, Old Head spies managed to steal secret plans to the Swole Bros + Booty Hoes ultimate weapon, the CLICK BAIT, a cheap ploy with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Swole Bros + Booty Hoes sinister agents, Coach X races home aboard their StairMaster, custodian of the stolen plans that can save us all and restore freedom to the galaxy...